Are you constantly disappearing into the woods? Do you have a talent for avoiding unwanted photos? Is your ideal Friday night spent lurking in the shadows of mystery? Then congratulations—you and Bigfoot might be kindred spirits!
This bold, slightly hairy design is perfect for cryptid lovers, paranormal investigators, or anyone who knows the truth: Bigfoot isn’t hiding… he’s just socially selective.
Made for comfort whether you're hiking in Sasquatch territory or just binge-watching conspiracy documentaries. Wear it proudly and let the world know—your spirit animal is an undiscovered legend!
🦶 Warning: May increase your chances of blurry photo appearances.
Product features - Twill tape stabilizes shoulder seams to prevent stretching. - Tubular knit design reduces fabric waste and enhances aesthetics. - Ribbed knit collar maintains flexibility and shape. - Crafted from 100% cotton for comfort and durability year-round. - Ethically produced with US cotton and certified for safety.
Care instructions - Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: medium - Do not iron - Do not dryclean
